GIRLS vs FOOTBALL
"I was suppose to have a first date on Sunday, but I had to tell her
I needed to reschedule due to a 'prior engagement'. I couldn't tell her
I have a fantasy football draft. Actually, I had three that day."
–Guy friend

"You got to let that pond restock." 
—guy
FORTY DAYS OF BULLSHIT
ha. love the lettering

my 2014 burning man playlist.
getting nostalgic. BM 2008, one of the best times of my life.
tutu, boy shorts, rain boots and a baseball tee, my BM uniform.
(in the letter "D")

hello kitty is not a cat.
my mind is blown.

MISS VU: "Do you play fantasy football?"
GUY: "No. I like girls too much."



What do you want?!
haha so true.