GUY FRIEND QUOTES (on dating)

"From my experience, I've never met a LM (low maintenance) girl."

"I like the dinner date because I don't have to cook."

"If a guy has game in the kitchen (i.e. he can cook), he will definitely resort to it."

MISS VU: "Cooking for someone is a sign of commitment."
GUY FRIEND: "Yea, it's more than just pouring a bowl of cereal."

GUY FRIEND: "I bought a telescope."
MISS VU: "Awesome. Is that your M.O.?"
GUY FRIEND: "It is! It's a late night activity, you get to be somewhat alone and looking at the stars.
How does it get any better than that? That's how I got Heather."

MISS VU: "What am I going to do when baseball season is over?"
GUY FRIEND: "This will put you in goddessness dating sphere.... learn fantasy football."